The Boy Scout Answers to Life, the Universe, and Everything

Me: If four cars get to the intersection at the same time and you go first, does the person to right go next?

Him: It doesn't matter, if four cars arrive at the intersection at the same time the universe will explode. 

I have serious life questions! Why does he refuse to answer?!

Dad Jokes

Being married to a Scout has its perks. Dad jokes for days...

Me: it's a maxi dress

Him: what's a maxi dress?

Me: a dress that goes to the floor

Him: is that the MAXI-mum length before its just a bolt of fabric?

Good one. 🙄